GotWhooped | Captain Jack Sparrow vs. Modern Pirates - Who would win in a street fight?

This fight is sure to be rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

The Black Pearl has resurfaced and good 'ol Captain Jack Sparrow finds himself in the modern world facing everyday pirates. Instead of drunken sailors, Captain Sparrow is surprised to find the pirates life has come to include portable dynamite launchers. In the open waters just outside Monte Carlo the two cross paths and a naval battle for the decades begins!

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