It was the mustache that made Jackie decide it was time to take this outside. After years of using various forms of hair growth technology he had yet to achieve the mighty stache that Burt so proudly wore.
Smokey was gonna catch Bandit this time. Right in the jaw, with a left hook of fate. We'll see how good that mustache looks laying on the ground Reynolds. The ladies do love the full body mustache though, you got to give him that. Let the "Stache Off" begin!
