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Tom Cruise
Posh Spice

Tom Cruise has reportedly blown his lid about the negative effect the oddly proportioned Spice Girl is having on his young lady. According to the Daily Mail, Cruise is alarmed by the shrinking size of Katie Holmes and thinks Victoria's 900 calorie diet is to blame. Apparently he missed the memo that her dianetics reading stated that she would gain a super power and hers just so happens to be the power of anorexia.

As impossible of a mission it may appear, Cruise is convinced he can take Posh. With his Top Gun chizzled 5'7" frame going against her 5'6" and -4 pant size, he figures that he is a shoe in 4-1. Little does he know Baby Spice could pounce at any moment!